RHYME TIME TALES Presents
RHYME TIME TALES Presents: The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs, By the Rhyme Time Teller! The Book Adaptation of the RHYME TIME TALES Pilot Episode!

The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs

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Stories and Pictures taken from the Original RHYME TIME TALES Big Band Wolf Pilot Episode! “The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs” is the wholesome Children’s Book adaptation of the RHYME TIME TALES Pilot Episode by the Rhyme Time Teller.

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Category: RHYME TIME TALES Books

Weight: 9.8 oz Dimensions: 11×8.5×0.15 in
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Text: Story and Pictures Taken Directly from RHYME TIME TALES: The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs Original Pilot Episode! Watch the Trailer at Rhyme-Time-Tales.com Episode and Trailer Written, Directed, Filmed, Performed and Edited by Jack Teller Book Adaptation Written, with Pictures adapted from the Pilot, by Jack Teller Image: Cartoon and tuba resting on tuba case.
RTT smiling in a library, sitting in a rocking chair. Text: That's just a story and not what actually occurred, as I was there when pen was put to word. Now get ready for a whale of a tale, my little friends, the true story of the Three Little Pigs- but you'll never guess how it ends.
The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs' Decoy Straw House Location. He is holding up his tuba in the sunlight, smiling. Text: ...His great big tuba, don't you know! You see, the Pigs were musicians, famous throughout the land, and the Wolf wanted to hire them for his new band.
The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs' decoy stick house location. The Wolf looks apologetic with his tuba. Text: "They have some pretty... strange building codes around here. Uh, sorry... again." He said while they were still near. It was a better performance to some degree, but the Pigs thought not, running away screaming, "wee, wee, wee."
The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs' Brick House Location. He is smiling. Text: "Little Pigs, Little Pigs-" The Wolf began, but then counted them by head. "Oh good, this will be so much easier with all three of you here together!" He said.
Full Description
Stories and Pictures taken from the Original RHYME TIME TALES Big Band Wolf Pilot Episode! Illustrations created by digitally adapting still images from the Pilot into the artwork seen in the book!

“RHYME TIME TALES Presents: The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs” is the wholesome Children’s Book adaptation of the RHYME TIME TALES Pilot Episode, where the Rhyme Time Teller shares various classic stories and fairy tales he witnessed in the Realms of Fantasy. That is, the correct versions of them: before Grimm “heard it from a Little Birdie” and got it wrong.
This is also the first outing into Fantasy. Any character or story, however great or fantastical, might play a part or walk into the Alltrades Library to speak with the Rhyme Time Teller. Such was the case for this particular goofy, lovable Wolf, looking for musicians for his new band. But when his tuba gets clogged and he huffs… and puffs… well, the Pigs’ decoy houses might not stand.

NO AI GENERATION WAS USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS BOOK, OR IN ANY RHYME TIME TALES PRODUCT.

The RHYME TIME TALES Big Band Wolf Pilot Episode was written, directed, filmed, performed, and edited by Jack Teller, “The Rhyme Time Teller.”

Book Adaptation written, with images adapted from the Pilot, by Jack Teller.

Perfect Bound Soft Cover 11×8.5 Inch Landscape Book, 50 Pages (counting covers). All illustrations were created by Jack Teller using actual still pictures taken from the Pilot Episode!
Includes RHYME TIME TALES Cheshire Cat Official Bookmark.

If you are a parent in the Austin TX area and want to order a RHYME TIME TALES book, you can contact rtt@rhyme-time-tales.com for a chance to receive a personal visit from the Rhyme Time Teller, in character, free of charge!

For a limited time only, you can request a signature from the Rhyme Time Teller and/or another RHYME TIME TALES Character!

(RHYME TIME TALES LLC. reserves the right at any time to alter or refuse all or parts of your message, on grounds of crudity, objectionable content, etc. Additionally, messages may need to be converted into rhyme for The Rhyme Time Teller.)

The small teaser above utilizes actual footage from the Pilot Episode. You can see one “frame” transistioning into the cover illustration of the Book Adaptation.
Note: The pictures themselves do not actually move, despite the animated trailer I produced. Unfortunately, I seem obliged to clarify that.

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Reviews

Real Reviews

These reviews and ratings for “The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs” were given by real people.

“I found this unique children’s book refreshing and funny. Parents and children will enjoy the characters, and the wonderful colors shown. The readers will learn what you see or hear, is not always how things are.”

—Julia N., “The Real Life Queen of No-Context”:

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“This book is perfect. Oh my gosh it is so smart! So clever! So engaging and cute! I know children and grown-ups alike would find sweet connection in the clever retelling of classics. The visuals are outstanding and quite an aesthetic. It’s like nostalgia meets modernity. The concept and detailed, thoughtful design is very, very charming and leaves the reader curious to be part of that land. Highly recommend.”

—Priscila V., Primary School Teacher and Professional Writer

5 Hat Rating

Note: All Real Reviews Above are Verified Readers and/or Customers.
Fantasy Reviews of Books
These reviews for "The Big Band Wolf and the Three Little Pigs" were written by persons and creatures of Fantasy across multiple Realms (and Lilliput).
"A sensational performance by yours truly. The rest was even outstanding- a step into the wonderful and quite mad realms of Fantasy." -Cheshire "Chessy" Cat
"The very bread and butter- the very best butter- of wolves and tubas and tambourines, too!" -The Mad "Maddy" Hatter
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